Amazing! I will just quote from IWOOT site as I couldn’t write it any better.
This is a bold statement, but I think we can go so far as to say that this is the silliest, and doubtless the most tasteless piece of desk paraphernalia that we have encountered.
Introducing the Cat’s Arse Sharpener. Sigh. There are no words that readily spring to mind to soften the blow. It’s a cat, you stick your pencil in its derrière, it meows, and it sharpens your pencil. Your feline friend stands in his own litter tray that catches your pencil shavings.
No animals were harmed in the making of this product. Don’t try sharpening your pencil in a real cat if you value your life.